cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

(via cumbursted)

nourrice:

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

(via succeeding)

stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

(via encourage)

divinoir1738:

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

(via encourage)

(via kerirogosz-blog)